if i don’t insult you at least three times a minute where’re not real friends
where’re
where’re’re
(Source: pizz4s, via bananas-are-rare-blondes)
if i don’t insult you at least three times a minute where’re not real friends
where’re
where’re’re
(Source: pizz4s, via bananas-are-rare-blondes)
there are 7,000,000,000 people on this planet do you know how many of them want to date me the answer is 0
(Source: infinitive, via crystallized-teardrops)
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
(via precarious-teen)